That's right, it's the first day of a little thing we pre-entry-to-the-real-world kids like to call winter break. For those of you not on the Review, you'll recognize it as a time of sleep, not answering or sending email every three minutes, angry weather and quite possibly some angry family. As much as my description might fail to convey this, it's usually a good time, and to kick off this good time, I went to see Brand New and Thrice at Arrow Hall last week. It's time for good old cheese and nostalgia. Funny how a good, bitter show can do that to you.
Taking the important advice of a very tall man in a small kilt, a year ago, I "called the record company, not the venue" and made the valiant trek to my favorite airplane hangar-slash-venue, Arrow Hall, to do an interview with Underoath. They were in town along with Armor For Sleep, supporting the more-famous-than-not Taking Back Sunday, and were part of a story I was working on about young, self-identified Christians who'd rather find religion in the concert hall than the church.
Underoath are no strangers to in-fighting and in-print loftiness, and I needed to talk to them about putting their beliefs in their music and what they thought about how their listeners interpreted not only their lyrics, but some of the controversial stuff some of their members have said outside of their music.
I was nervous as all hell about what to expect. Aside from the fact that starstruck is my middle name, I was rewinding my tape recorder and scrapping together last-minute questions to the tune of years of journalism school horror stories. Since starting at Ryerson, I'd been hearing horror stories about what can go on during 15 scrappy minutes of press time, and the litany of behind-the-scenes people - publicists, managers, even bratty artists - looking to make your life less than pleasant. Journalists-in-training are sometimes taught that they are the white light pitted against the evils of the PR empire, which is a great way to make being in the same building as Adam Lazzara and Fred Mascherino all that much more intimidating, whether you buy the idea or not.
I'd heard about other artists shutting down interviews the second the term "Christian band" was used, and considering my questions and Underoath's contentious history, I found myself standing outside the building, anticipating the worst. I was waiting for someone to pull the plug on my interview before it even started, for the band to snap, or for some seedy character in a sharp suit to hand me a contract, a pen and an ultimatum. Ridiculous, sure, but writers have ridiculous minds, sometimes.
So, I'm armed with my stupid tape recorder and notebook, waiting to be delivered to the claws of band and industry, ready to fight. Or cry. Whichever came first. Half-an-hour before venue doors opened, I get picked up by someone working with the band. His name is Daryl. Daryl, as it turns out, is an okay guy.
The building isn't filled with people who demand a press card, a list of questions, or a pact for my first born. There's no Kool Aid in the water they offer me. The guys in the band are casual and more articulate than most of the hotshot academics I've ever spoken to. They don't much care where my piece is going to run, who's going to read it, or what I'm going to ask, and neither do their "people." They know that last night, they went to bed on a moving bus, and this morning, woke up in front of a Wendy's. What the handful of reporters they're dealing with today are doing isn't making anyone lose sleep. Prying journalists like me are part of the job, the same way they're part of mine.
As I didn't bolt from journalism school the second that interview ended, there have been many other stories and many, many other interviews since my lovely 15 minutes with Underoath. It might take forever to get a source, find an angle, hell, find a story, but it usually works out somehow. When the biggest thing to worry about is some guy trying to do his job in the PR department, most journalists, especially those of us who go for this arts and entertainment thing, have a nice gig going.
So, as I'm trying to tell myself not to stress out about unreturned phonecalls, nearing deadlines, sketchily defined breaks and neverending drafts, Arrow Hall was a solid reminder that while there's always a chance for a horror story, you're more likely to find a Daryl than a Shauna Roberts.